149 marriage vows. The homosexual who feels that the law- obliges him to lead a life that is virtually criminal in nature may be consoled that he is in the company of literally every adult American who practices sex. Nowhere is the law’s assumption that the slightest human contact portends immorality than in the liquor codes of the various states and communities. In New York State, for instance, it is illegal for a customer to buy a stranger a drink, whether the stranger is male or female. The law is flaunted sev- eral thousand times a day, but it is still on the books. In Washington, D.C., where drinkers are obliged to sit, one may not leave a table after occupying it to join another party. The party may well be your grandmother. To answer the question most male homosexuals ask, why are they discriminated against, I talked with a member of a large Eastern city’s vice squad. First, he went to great lengths to assure me that there was no discrimination against homosexuals and no favoritism toward lesbians. He said, “Male homosexuals don’t need to be re- minded that their female counterparts are much quieter, less obtrusive than they are. They do not